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German removes pencil from brain after 55 years

By: Dan Wilbur (C)
Submitted: Aug 6, 2007
Category: Weird  
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The Simpsons

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German removes pencil from brain after 55 yearsReally? REALLY, Germany?!
I feel like this should have been higher on this woman's list of priorities. Like, brush teeth, floss, remove the writing implement that’s been lodged in my frontal lobes for 50 years.

The funniest thing about this, though, is that it ACTUALLY happened to a REAL person recently, and was not rather, an incident involving Homer Simpson, the satirical all-American hero of “The Simpsons,” who gets involved in stupid activities Americans might hypothetically do if we had the IQ of a broccoli stem.

Five bucks says she proves God doesn’t exist within the week. Then again, German Flanders might burn all the evidence. Bet’s off!

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