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By: Dave Houston (C)
Submitted: Aug 5, 2007
Category: News

A group of researchers at UT just published a study of the 237 reasons why people have sex. I'm not making that up. Their findings? The top ten reasons were just variations on "Because people are horny". Again, no lie. Read the report. Those were their findings. "Because people are horny".

Among the remaining 227 reasons were:

73. Because this dick's not gonna suck itself.

124. If I don't, the terrorists win!

198. I've done worse things to pay the rent.

201. Cousins, shmousins.

218. Father O'Malley said it would bring me closer to God.

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