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Queen of Denial

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Aug 4, 2007
Category: Entertainment

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Queen of Denial

Elle magazine reports that Lindsay Lohan was adamant about never drinking and driving during an interview the day before her 1st DUI.

"I would not do that." she said.

Other things Lindsay thought she would not do:

Piss off Jane Fonda and, by extension, Vietnam.

Herbie Fully Loaded (while, ironically, being fully loaded).

Fez from That 70's Show.

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