Sign In | Sign Up Submit Joke | Submit Video | Family Filter: Off

Your Economy Comedy Headquarters

Home Jokes▼ Videos▼ LateNet▼ Hot Topics▼ Comedy Store▼ Forum▼

Did you know? We now allow guest commenting and rating on all our jokes and comedy videos! No need to register, just comment and rate. Go ahead... knock yourself out! Underneath each joke and video you can click on comments to read and post, and click on a star () to rate.

Home > All Jokes > Entertainment Jokes > Bar Jokes >

Joke

Rob Cioffi

Visit My Profile

Diet Coke

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Aug 1, 2007
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic

Bar
694 Jokes 20 Videos

Diet Coke

"Does this alcohol monitor make me look fat?"

| Comments (1) | Rate it:

Related Jokes	\|	Related Videos	\|	More from Rob Cioffi

20 Ways You Know Your A Steeler Fan

By: April Brucker

Submited: Jan 31, 2009

Your guest towels are terrible towels The Virgin Mary in your kitchen is wearing a Steeler helmet You have a moment of silence [more]

Dumb Friend of the Week

By: April Brucker

Submited: May 21, 2009

I have some dumb friends and some are dumber than others. The one is this would be actress and singer who lives in LA. I like her and [more]

Sex News: Nipple Shots Of Sarah Palin Could Get...

By: Shel Natowsky

Submited: Sep 10, 2008

(Your National Inquirer) We have been witness to the incredible story of the first female Republican Party VP choice, Sarah Palin, [more]

Short People (Gary Newman)

By: April Brucker

Submited: Mar 20, 2009

I was working an event at the St. Patrick’s Day parade and this midget in a leprechaun costume comes up to me. He is working the [more]

Bride, Groom Spend Wedding Night in Jail

Bride, Groom Spend Wedding Night in Jail

By: Ricardo Aleman

Submited: Apr 8, 2008

Via Fox News VALLEJO, Calif. - According to police, a wedding party got out of hand and they arrested the Groom and his cousin for [more]

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Artie Lange on LateNet with Ray Ellin Part 1

Artie Lange on LateNet with Ray Ellin Part 1

By: LateNet with Ray Ellin

Views: 3043

[LateNet] Artie Lange on LateNet with Ray Ellin Part 1. Artie Lange from the Howard Stern Show, M...

Artie Lange on LateNet with Ray Ellin Part 2

Artie Lange on LateNet with Ray Ellin Part 2

By: LateNet with Ray Ellin

Views: 619

[LateNet] Artie Lange on LateNet with Ray Ellin Part 2. Artie Lange from the Howard Stern Show, M...

Beast or Brawn

Beast or Brawn

By: George Gallo

Views: 1467

[Viral] Once again on the scene, the instigator journalist takes it upon himself to provide cov...

RG Daniels: Philosophizing

RG Daniels: Philosophizing

By: RG Daniels

Views: 421

[Viral] This video originally appeared on Sarcasting: Episode #3. It features me getting wasted...

Man Offers His Penis to Woman at Bar

Man Offers His Penis to Woman at Bar

By: Manicattack.com

Views: 76

[Sketch] Trailer for sketch on Manicattack.com launching this Halloween.

Comments (4) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (3) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Kick The Afganistan

By: Rob Cioffi

Submited: Aug 6, 2007

Afghan President Hamid Karzai mocked the Taliban as a group of defeated cowards who are in endgame mode. Karzai then said, [more]

A Star Is Bourne

By: Rob Cioffi

Submited: Jul 26, 2007

When receiving a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame actor Matt Damon reacted with disbelief. So did everyone else. [more]

Babble of the Sexes

By: Rob Cioffi

Submited: Jul 6, 2007

A surprising new study says women don't talk more than men. Scientist account for this by the male's use of a repetitive pattern of [more]

Hog Wash

By: Rob Cioffi

Submited: Apr 10, 2007

A motorcyclist riding on the interstate had an accident with a bathtub. The biker tried to avoid the tub but it was surrounded by a [more]

Jet Blue

Jet Blue

By: Rob Cioffi

Submited: Apr 7, 2007

A flight with 180 passengers was cancelled due to the pilot's uncontrolled cursing. Afterwards the embarassed aviator explained, [more]

Comments (2) | Rating

Comments (1) | Rating

Comments (2) | Rating

Comments (2) | Rating

Comments (1) | Rating

Comments

Aug 1, 2007
LOOKS LIKE A HOOKERS WEARING A WIRE

Add Comment

Comment as a Guest

* - denotes a required field

Comment as a Member

Comedians, & Comedy Fans

Sign In to Comment

Sponsored By

Get Jokes and Videos in Your InBox!

Topics

More

About Us | Advertising Info | Support | Contact | Terms Of Service | Privacy Policy | Objectionable | Feedback | Help | Sitemap

Copyright 2006-2008 © International Mining and Steel, Inc.