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Hollywood Pigeons

By: Sam Morril (C)
Submitted: Jul 31, 2007
Category: News Staff Pick!

Hollywood pigeons are being put on the pill to prevent pigeon population. That sounds more sensible than what the pigeons here in New York do: Pull out.

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Beth Schumann	Jul 31, 2007 Nice take! I just wrote a similar joke, check it out. I like yours better because brevity is the soul of wit!

Ricardo Aleman	Mar 5, 2008 Yeah, they pull out on top of my car all the time!

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