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 A New Era of Celeb Drunks

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Jul 27, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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David Hasselhoff
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A New Era of Celeb DrunksNicole Richie pleaded guilty to DUI and was sentenced to four days in jail today.

Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab after a drunken car chase

And Paris Hilton just spent a stint in jail for drunk driving, but who knows when she'll be back.

When are these young celebs going to learn? Take a lesson from David Hasselhoff and get a freaking Limo driver! You're rich you morons! Then treat yourself to a hamburger in the comfort of your own home with no police and no butch lesbians.

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John Murphy
John Murphy
 Jul 27, 2007
don't hassle the hoff!

Ricardo Aleman
Ricardo Aleman
 Jul 27, 2007
I was praising him in this joke for not drinking AND driving.
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