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Keith Richards' Book

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jul 27, 2007
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Publishers are in a bidding war for the rights to Keith Richards’ autobiography. The memoirs will give a detailed account of everything in Richards’ life from the Rolling Stones, to his drug addiction, to getting up and urinating three times in the middle of the night.

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