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Man Finds Fried Mouse in Chips

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: Weird

A Montana man claims he found a fried mouse in his bag of Frito-Lay potato chips. The company explained he had merely found one of its limited edition “Ratatouille Flavored” chips as part of a Pixar promotion.

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