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Baratunde Thurston
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Bush is Cancer-Free

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: Political  
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President Bush

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Doctors found no cancer in the five small growths removed from President Bush’s colon. The polyps were, however, packed with large amounts of bullshit, like “Mission Accomplished,” “We have to fight them over there so we don’t fight them here” and “I do solemnly swear that I will preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

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Jim Cady
Jim Cady
Nov 15, 2007
Bush is already half-way to becoming the world’s biggest dictator. He’s the world’s biggest dick. Let’s just hope he doesn’t manage to locate a big tater.
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