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Dan Vollmayer
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 500 pound man trapped in river

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Jul 25, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Rosie O'Donnell
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500 pound man trapped in riverThere was a water tubing accident in Wisconsin, and a 500 pound man, was stuck in a river for 12 hours.

Now this whole thing begs to ask some questions, like:

How did the guy fall out of his tube?

Was the guy drinking before he hopped in the tube?

And finally, what was Rosie O’Donnell doing water tubing in Wisconsin?

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MARK WIDENER
MARK WIDENER
 Jul 26, 2007
SONAR WAVES FROM A SUBMARINE CAUSED HIM TO BEACH HIMSELF
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