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Dan Wilbur
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Harry Potter and the Carpenter of Nazareth

By: Dan Wilbur (C)
Submitted: Jul 23, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Harry Potter

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Harry Potter and the Carpenter of NazarethIf you have self-respect or values, you weren’t where I was Friday night: Union Square purchasing a copy of the last Harry Potter. While I was there, I met a number of folks: a Pirate/Wizard, the Jews for Jesus, and Harry Potter’s one black friend. I talked to a number of children, asking the obligatory “Who’s going to get viciously murdered in this one, kids?” and “Why aren’t we using our magic abilities in the war in Iraq?” Judging from the pictures I have (with a few fans rolling their own), you don’t have to be a nerd to love wizardry, but you do have to look like someone with the IQ of an inbred caveman fetus. To hear my splendid street interviews go to the podcasts on DailyComedy and look for Harry Potter Interviews. To see pictures of the event go to my profile page.

I don’t think I’ll be invited to the next Jews for Jesus Conference.

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