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Zebra killed in drive-by shooting

By: Marcus Howard (C)
Submitted: Jul 14, 2007
Category: News Staff Pick!

An 18-year-old Texas man has been arrested and accused of killing a zebra in a drive-by shooting.

Depending on where the bullet hit the zebra, the man may be charged with a hate crime.

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Scott Cleveland	Jul 15, 2007 hilarious

Alan Schwartz	Jul 15, 2007 Hahaha

Chad Reiling	Jul 18, 2007 Too damn funny!!

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