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President to Congress: Stop thinking

By: Punchline Magazine (M)
Submitted: Jul 13, 2007
Category: Political Staff Pick!

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Yesterday, President Bush told Congress, "I don't think you should be running the war. I think you ought to be funding the troops." Congress shot back: "Why are you talking?"

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Grace White

Aug 20, 2007
Bush should not be able to adlib, ever.

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