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Dan Wilbur
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Website Worse Than Kiddie Porn

By: Dan Wilbur (C)
Submitted: Jul 5, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Website Worse Than Kiddie PornThere is an incredible new source for women who fear reality: It's called DontDateHimGirl.com. The website features profiles of men who have cheated, lied, or just not bought enough shit for a previous girlfriend. Once an "alleged cheater" moves out his community in ignominy, since they aren't forced to wear a red "A" on their chests, this site helps weed out bad guys for women who depend on the internet for dating advice.

Profiles usually say how the men cheated, how many children they secretly have, their spouse's name, etc. Some are hilarious. Check those out before reading on.

I tried to sign in, but the names: IEATMEN and IHateEverything were taken, so I chose the name LoudAngryFace. Here is a recent post.

First Name: Odysseus

Last Name: Son of Laertes

Nicknames: Master Mariner and Soldier, God-like, the Great Tactician

Profile:

This man is the master of tricks and stratagems. He slept with my friend P, got her preggers, hopped on a boat and didn’t even call his baby’s momma for like 20 years! He is a liar: sure, he’ll tell my girl where he’s been, but he’ll omit the part when he slept with some ho of a goddess on her private island! “No pleasure came,” my ass! My girl P was always faithful, and even though she had like 120 chances to cheat on her man, she didn’t. But HE is jealous beyond belief! He saw a bunch of men eating food at his house, and got so mad he killed every one of my girl’s new prospects. With a bow and arrow and shit!

Stay tuned for more! To see the real profile go here: http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/search/cheater.asp?ddh_id=58920&return_url=index%2Easp%3F

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Denis Donohue
Denis Donohue
Jul 5, 2007
This is brilliant!


Adam Mancuso
Adam Mancuso
Jul 6, 2007
I agree. This is awesome.
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