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Welcome To My Sad World

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Jul 2, 2007
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

The first vagina I ever saw was my grandma's. Sad Right?

It's a terrible day in a young man's live when the first vagina he sees is the one that pushed out the guy that banged the one that pushed out him.

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Alan Schwartz

Jul 2, 2007
You are a sick man, Alex Fossella. A sick, sick, man. ::shakes head in disgust::

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