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Food Fight

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Jul 2, 2007
Category: News Staff Pick!

A massive food fight at an Illinois high school was the result of a senior prank gone awry.
One senior defended his classmates, saying, “Since most of the ammo was fruits and vegetables, we didn’t realize we were even in a food fight.”

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Alan Schwartz

Jul 2, 2007
Nice

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