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Injected with humor

By: Jay LaFarr (C)
Submitted: Jun 26, 2007
Category: Weird

HUNTSVILLE, Texas - A condemned prisoner planned to tell a joke Tuesday as part of his final statement before being executed for the abduction and murder of a couple who lived next door to him.

I wonder if after telling the joke he'll say, "I killed."

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Jun 27, 2007
IF IT MAKES ME LAUGH OUT LOUD `IT`S A 5

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