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Health Nuts

By: DC BENNY (C)
Submitted: Nov 1, 2006
Category: News Staff Pick!

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New York city is considering a ban in the use of trans fats for cooking. While trans fats may soon be illegal, fat trannies are still going to be allowed to graze unsupervised in piano bars across the city.

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Suli Astor	Nov 2, 2006 Damn them! rock on DC!

Genevieve Walters	Nov 2, 2006 Ah, DC. You are like a fine wine...the more you drink the funnier everything gets!!

MARK WIDENER	Nov 28, 2006 DOES THIS INCLUDE THE TRANS GENDER FATS AT LEAST THEY`LL STILL HAVE THE PIANO BARS.

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