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Lance Weiss
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 My first joke ever...

By: Lance Weiss (C)
Submitted: Jun 25, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Soccer
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This is the first joke I ever wrote:

I played soccer when I was younger, and my mom would cheer for me like crazy in the stands. She'd be like, "Go Lance, run, shoot the ball Lance, go Lance, run, just run!".....and I was sitting on the bench.

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