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Poop On a Plane

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jun 21, 2007
Category: News

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Continental Airlines is apologizing to its customers because sewage spilled down the isle from the bathroom.
After the incident, they've decided to change their name to INcontinental Airlines.

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Beth Schumann

Jun 25, 2007
That's goofy funny!

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