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Rebecca Arthur
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Bush Launches Faith-Based Nuclear Waste Disposal

By: Rebecca Arthur (C)
Submitted: Jun 21, 2007
Category: Political  

President George W. Bush announced at a press conference today, held in the Oval Office that his administration is launching the new “Faith-Based Nuclear Waste Disposal” plan, to handle the containment of the nation’s nearly 4,500 tons of nuclear waste currently stored at nuclear power plants around the country. “Its time we let God sort it out,” said the president.

The administration's plan is a continuation of other faith-based initiatives including the faith-based budget deficit elimination plan, the faith-based terrorist watch network, the faith-based job creation program, the faith-based FDA new drug approval policy, and the first program widely acknowledged for its significant success, the faith-based fair elections initiative..

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