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The Tom Cruise

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Jun 11, 2007
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

Reports say Tom Cruise is looking to get fit by having intense Pilates sessions.

Pilates is the name of his young, supple, Greek Houseboy.

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Marcus Howard	Jun 11, 2007 nice one!!

Jay LaFarr	Jun 11, 2007 Funny..

John Vogel	Oct 17, 2007 Damn, that was funny! Excellent!

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