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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Jun 10, 2007
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

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Paris Hilton
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June 11 - June 17

"House arrest! She's getting away with murder!"

- An outraged O.J. Simpson, after Paris Hilton's initial release from jail.

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Beth Schumann	Jun 10, 2007 Absolutely wonderful!

Red Head	Sep 17, 2007 Keep the OJ Jokes coming!!!

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