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hilton out of jail 

Dan Vollmayer
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 hilton out of jail

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Jun 7, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

hilton out of jailParis Hilton is out of jail. Yep, Tinkerbelle sprung her early this morning.

Paris was in prison for just four days…four days. And honest to God, Paris has had sexual encounters that lasted longer.

Paris served four days. And I’m not sure if it’s just a coincidence, but you could say Paris served one day for every STD she has.

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