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Robot Shows Feelings

By: Erik Bronsten (C)
Submitted: Jun 5, 2007
Category: News

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Japan's latest robot, created by a university research team, can make up to 36 different facial expressions from a program which creates word associations.

When told about the new invention, First Lady Laura Bush asked, "They can design robots with human emotions now? Where do I sign up?"

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Jun 6, 2007
Let's hope she signs up.

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