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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Jun 4, 2007
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

June 4 - June 10

"Do you think it will fit in my trunk, or maybe I can just roll it home."

- Bob Barker, trying to figure out how to get the showcase showdown wheel to his house after the last "Price is Right" broadcast.

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MARK WIDENER	Jun 5, 2007 I KNOW .I`LL HAVE THE GIRLS BRING IT OVER FOR ONE LAST SPIN

Alan Schwartz	Jun 5, 2007 That joke made me smile and wipe off the tears in my eye over Bob's retirement.

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