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Man jailed for killing boy who walked on his lawn

By: Marcus Howard (C)
Submitted: May 25, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Prison

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Man jailed for killing boy who walked on his lawnAn Ohio man was sentenced to life in prison for fatally shooting a teenager who was walking on his carefully tended lawn.

The man said he regretted the shooting, since his lawn looked better without a dead body on it.

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Gregory B Dubno
Gregory B Dubno
May 25, 2007
laughing out loud


Tom Shillue
Tom Shillue
May 25, 2007
this new guy marcus is funny as heck!
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