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Tom Shillue
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 Kucinich's Wife a Real Head-Turner

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: May 21, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Kucinich's Wife a Real Head-TurnerDennis Kucinich's wife Elizabeth, a 6-foot-tall willowy redhead, has been compared to Arwen Evenstar, the "Lord of the Rings" character played in the films by Liv Tyler.

When asked where he and the 29 year-old met, the congressman said that he "found her in the corner of a cave" after a "fierce battle with a gelatinous cube and a giant spider."

Kucinich said that this was clearly his best dungeon find ever, adding "that was the first time that the 20-sided dice ever really delivered for me in a major way."

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Ernie Mccracken
Ernie Mccracken
 May 22, 2007
Dennis Kucinich + 20-sided dice references = me laughing.

MARK WIDENER
MARK WIDENER
 May 23, 2007
LOOKS LIKE A DIRTY OLD MAN WITH A CALL GIRL.
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