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Tom Shillue
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The Press Is So Negative!

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: May 11, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

The Press Is So Negative!A man from Connecticut died while "battle dancing", where one dancer outdoes another by one-upping his opponent with each dance move.

The man jumped high in the air, landed directly on his head, and was killed.

All the newspaper headlines read, "Man Dies In Street Dance Competition".

Shouldn't the headlines have read, "Man Wins Street Dance Competition"?

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Glen Coyle
Glen Coyle
May 11, 2007
That's perfect. I laughed out loud, as the kids say.


Burt Hansen
Burt Hansen
May 11, 2007
That move is unbeatable, funny stuff.


Beth Schumann
Beth Schumann
May 13, 2007
yeah, the press is really negative. The headline reads, "12 Die in Suicide Bombing" when it should read "Terrorists Have A Really Good Day."
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