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Astronomers Spot Exploding Faraway Star

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: May 8, 2007
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

(Yes, I know. This one is cheap and easy. I mean the joke, although the "star" is also cheap and easy.)

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MARK WIDENER	May 9, 2007 THAT S AH FUNNY

Sal Espana	May 18, 2007 I always appreciate a good astronomical reference.

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