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Naomi Campbell Learns A Thing Or Two

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: May 7, 2007
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Naomi Campbell says that doing community service as punishment for assaulting her cleaning lady has taught her a lesson.

That Lesson:

Hit below the belt. It doesn't leave a mark.

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