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By: Chad Reiling (C)
Submitted: May 7, 2007
Category: News

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Paris Hilton
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Paris Hilton has just been sentenced to serve 45 days in jail for probation violation.

After all these years, someone will finally be giving 'prison sex' a bad name.

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