By: Steve SFrom Topic: MicrosoftQ: How many Microsoft tech support people does it take to change a light bulb?A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Okay. Now exactly how dark is it? Okay, there could be 4 or 5 things wrong...have you tried the light switch?Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a faucet.Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.Q: How many Microsoft testers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We just determine that the room is dark; we don't actually change th [more]
