10.She is concerned about the state of the world and how people feel, that is why she tries to give me away to a black guy during the show as repirations for slavery

9. She shows me how not to suck cock and I think I am improving

8.She insists I get "Jew cock" so I can pay my bills

7. She's an atheist because she gave herself to Jesus but he never returns her phone calls.

6. Its entertaining when she is out of drugs and has to snort the flower

5. You tied up a teddy bear you kinky bitch

4. She does a right on Paris Hilton

3. She was right there when my ex boyfriend cheated on me. She told me the only time I should ever talk to a fat man is if I am paying him for the pizza.

2. She brags about liking a good gang bang.

1. She will pose nude for free.