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Old Graduate

By: Erik Bronsten (C)
Submitted: Apr 27, 2007
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HAYS, Kansas - When 95-year-old Nola Ochs graduates next month, she will be the world's oldest college graduate.

The only downside to Ms. Ochs’ achievement?

She’ll be 134 by the time she pays off her student loans.

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