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Lonely Ruth

By: Laurie Kilmartin (C)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2007
Category: News Staff Pick!

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg says she doesn’t like being the only woman on the Supreme Court. “And no,” she added, “Souter doesn’t count.”

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