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Shaq Baby

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Oct 6, 2006
Category: Sports

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Shaquille O'Neal is one of the NBA stars who recently complained about the new game ball that was chosen to replace the old leather one.

O'Neal also bitched about banging his head on doorways, having to buy circus tents for pants, and only being able to have sex with a gal on top.

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kimmy williams	Oct 6, 2006 wow - that's the only way that i can have sex lately too...

Beth Schumann	Oct 16, 2006 On top of what? The game ball? How does that even work? Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

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