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By: Laurie Kilmartin (C)
Submitted: Jan 3, 2007
Category: Political Staff Pick!

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Sen. Barack Obama has admitted that he tried cocaine in high school. When he heard, President Bush said, "High school? I can't believe he waited that long."

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MARK WIDENER	Jan 4, 2007 WHILE HILLARY SAID IF HE QUIT THAT HE PROABLY WON`T FINISH ANYTHING ELSE.

MARK WIDENER	Jan 9, 2007 BUSH SAID KEEP SNORTIN YOUNG MAN ,SOMEDAYr YOU TO CAN BECOME PRESIDENT.

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