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Taking Lemons...

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Apr 23, 2007
Category: Weird

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One of my friends got yelled at by a professor, so I spit on the guy's office door.

I finally turned my disgusting habit of spitting into something good.

Now if I could only help people through excessive masturbation.

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