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Hairpieces

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment

Men who have gone to "Hair Club for Men" have gained a youthful appearance and have increased confidence. However, "Hair Club for Men" warns that their product may not be suitable for the outdoors man!
Several men have been injured while sleeping when raccoons entered their tents and mated with their hairpieces!

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