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Mike Tyson

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment

After years of study, researchers at MIT have determined the difference between the Taco Bell Chihuahua and Mike Tyson!
If Mike Tyson starts humping your leg, you let him finish!

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