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New Dog Breed

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Apr 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment

Scientists have made a remarkable discovery! They have combined the DNA of a pit bull with the DNA of a Ku Klux Klan member!
They got a dog for people who want to live in an all-white neighborhood!

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