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Katie Holmes Calls 911
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Burt Hansen (C)
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Apr 18, 2007
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Katie Holmes
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While on a shopping trip with husband Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes called the police.
When asked why she called police, Holmes said, “It was a split-second decision when I noticed Tom wasn't looking.”
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John Murphy
Apr 18, 2007
didn't get it, but nice picture of Katie
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