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U.S. woman runs Boston Marathon in orbit

By: Alan Schwartz (C)
Submitted: Apr 17, 2007
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U.S. woman runs Boston Marathon in orbit

An American woman ran the Boston Marathon in orbit Monday, completing it in 26.2 miles on a treadmill.

To make the experience even more realistic, it was also simulated so that she ultimately lost to a Kenyan astronaut.

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MARK WIDENER	Apr 17, 2007 RUNNING OUT OF SPACE ?

Ray Ellin	Apr 15, 2008 very funny. and runny.

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