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By: Laurie Kilmartin (C)
Submitted: Dec 21, 2006
Category: News

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Starting in May, China will prohibit overweight people from adopting its children. Fat Americans are advised to try India or Weight Watchers.

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kimmy williams	Dec 22, 2006 that's so funny I sprung my 'ThighMaster' when I read it

April Brucker	Dec 23, 2006 Or fat chicks could always go the bulimia route. That way they can not only have their cake and eat it too but perhaps bang a cute dentist

WhoCares?	Dec 23, 2006 And April should know.

MARK WIDENER	Jan 2, 2007 FAT AMERICANS WILL HAVE TO EAT THEIR OWN FAT KIDS.

M.A. Ross	Jan 2, 2007 It took me a min to figure that comment April... But it was funny! Of course fat Americans will have to eat fat kids... Those skinny kids are too scrawny and quick!

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