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Doody Calls

By: Bill Lake (C)
Submitted: Apr 11, 2007
Category: News Staff Pick!

In New Hampshire, two planes were forced to circle the aiport while the lone air traffic controller took an 18-minute bathroom break.

The controller has been put on a two week leave of absence and a strict diet of leafy green vegetables.

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Rob Cioffi	Apr 12, 2007 lol

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