Sign In | Sign Up Submit Joke | Submit Video | Family Filter: Off

Your Election Comedy Headquarters

Home Videos▼ Jokes▼ LateNet▼ Hot Topics▼ Comedy Store▼ Forum▼

Joke

Ray Ellin

Visit My Profile

At The Box Office...

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Sep 7, 2006
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic

Keira Knightley
8 Jokes

The top grossing film this week was "Invincible," about a football player played by Mark Wahlberg.

This is not to be confused with "Invisible," a movie about Keira Knightley's breasts.

Share via:

| Comments (1) | Rate it:

Related Jokes	\|	Related Videos	\|	More from Ray Ellin

Visit My Profile

By: Marshall Henry

Submited: Oct 17, 2006

Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley will join forces on the low budget independent film “The Best Time of Our [more]

Visit My Profile

"Not Anorexic," says Knightley

By: Dan Naturman

Submited: Jul 5, 2006

Actress Keira Knightley told reporters on Tuesday that the rumors regarding her having anorexia are false; that she definitely does [more]

Visit My Profile

Have your cake and don't eat it, too

By: myq kaplan

Submited: Jul 5, 2006

Keira Knightley recently rejected suggestions that she was anorexic. She said her grandmother and great-grandmother both [more]

Visit My Profile

Lenny Hates... The Middle East - vol. 1

By: Lenny Marcus

Submited: Jul 13, 2006

Baghdad, Iraq (CNN) -- Iraq unveiled a list of the country's most-wanted Sunday, including Saddam Hussein's wife and daughter. New [more]

Visit My Profile

Flat is Beautiful

By: Dan Naturman

Submited: Jul 9, 2006

"Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest," starring Johnny Depp and the breath-taking Keira Knightley took in a record $132 million [more]

Comments (1) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (1) | Rating

Superhero Sex

Superhero Sex

By: Adam Komar

Views: 177

[Stand Up] Every woman should get a geek just for this reason.

Islam

Islam

By: Charlie Gaeta

Views: 75

[Stand Up] my idea for the marketing of Islam in America

AMAZING WEIGHT LOSS COMMERCIAL

AMAZING WEIGHT LOSS COMMERCIAL

By: yannis pappas and Jesse Scaturro

Views: 942

[Sketch] the best and easiest weight loss program on the market

Camille Movie Trailer

Camille Movie Trailer

By: camillemovie

Views: 2

[Viral] A twisted honeymoon road trip about a young couple on their way to Niagara Falls. Silia...

Whack-a-Mole

Whack-a-Mole

By: Adam Komar

Views: 17

[Stand Up] It's how I entertained myself during my childhood.

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Obama's Tax Plans

By: Ray Ellin

Submited: Nov 11, 2008

Tax increase for people who make more than 250k. Tax break for people who make less than 250k. Full audit for Joe The Plumber. [more]

The Tom Cruise

By: Ray Ellin

Submited: Jun 11, 2007

Reports say Tom Cruise is looking to get fit by having intense Pilates sessions. Pilates is the name of his young, supple, Greek [more]

Grand Money Maker

By: Ray Ellin

Submited: Mar 21, 2007

HUALAPAI INDIAN RESERVATION, Ariz. - Yesterday marked the opening ceremony for the Grand Canyon Skywalk, an observation deck that [more]

Katie Holmes Out Of Gotham

By: Ray Ellin

Submited: Mar 9, 2007

Maggie Gyllenhaal is in final talks to star opposite Christian Bale in Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight," the next installment in [more]

ann coulter vs john edwards

By: Ray Ellin

Submited: Mar 5, 2007

Pundit/skank Ann Coulter referred to Presidential candidate John Edwards as a "faggot" during her appearance at the Conservative [more]

Comments (1) | Rating

Comments (3) | Rating

Comments (3) | Rating

Comments (2) | Rating

Comments (6) | Rating

Comments

Sep 7, 2006

What breasts? good one Hooya

Add Comment

Comment as a Guest

* - denotes a required field

Comment as a Member

Members, Comedians, & Clubs

Sign In to Comment

Sponsored By

Get Jokes and Videos in Your InBox!

Featured Topics

About Us | Advertising Info | Support | Contact | Terms Of Service | Privacy Policy | Objectionable | Feedback | Help | Sitemap

Copyright 2006-2008 © International Mining and Steel, Inc. | Powered by the NPGroup!