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Florida ex-Felons to Regain Voting Rights Sooner

By: Bill Lake (C)
Submitted: Apr 6, 2007
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Florida ex-Felons to Regain Voting Rights Sooner

Said Governor Charlie Crist: "Just because these guys have been in prison for the past several years, doesn't mean they're out of practice poking chads."

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Ray Ellin	Apr 6, 2007 great

Rob Cioffi	Apr 7, 2007 funny stuff Bill!

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