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Remembering 9/11

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2007
Category: News Staff Pick!

Remembering 9/11

It's a bird! It's a plane! Yup, it's a plane. Two of 'em.

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Chris Mata	Apr 3, 2007 I'm headlining in Anchorage, Alaska!

kimmy williams	Apr 12, 2007 Hi-C ! - The sun sets at noon there! What time is the show? Did you know that the Moose on Northern Exposure died of Mal-Nutrition? How many times did he pass by the Joselyn Cafe anyway? "We don't serve YOUR KIND here - you're too Horny!" Watch out

Alex Fossella	May 7, 2007 haha good one!

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