10. He tricks you into a date because you two work at the same place and he wants to socialize as friends, pays for the thing, and the tries to make a move.
9. He has two careers. One as a deadbeat and the second as the deadbeat who moves in and freeloads all day.
8. His excuse for ending most of his relationships are: it was a bad relationship but I needed somewhere to stay.
7. He tells you that he loves you and wants to marry you. But he wont spring for a wedding ring because h doesnt believe in material things.
6.He's from New Jersey
5. Despite telling you he loves you he insists on keeping in contact with every girl he has ever slept with. I mean, how else is he supposed to count every notch on his pathetic belt loop.
4. Everyone of his ex's posts on his myspace wall: Thank you for the letter. You made me feel so special. Translated, he told them how he liked sticking his hotdog in their bun and dreams of potentially rupturing their bladder again when he has the chance. And he also told them how unhappy he was with you.
3. He loves to pit you against the exes. When you get jealous he says, "You handle them." Translated, I wanna see you two fight, then hopefully you'll f**k, and I can jump in.
2.. He insults your appearance in public despite looking like he escaped from the fat farm and did a detour on the ugly tree.
1. Most of his exes have abused drugs. But then again, what sober person would sleep with his ugly ass?
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